Oregonians Are Freaking Out Now That They Can Pump Their Own Gas, And We’re All Confused

A Story As Old As Time

I feel this is the pitch to an Oscar-worthy picture right here. Oregon, your fears are real, and this guy has the tale to prove it. Think about it, Kyle literally died because his dad thought he could just go and ‘pump his own gas.’ Let this be a lesson to us all not to mess around in Oregon.